A PARANORMAL ROMANTIC COMEDY FROM AUTHORS JOE GILLIS AND RACHEL STAR
BITE ME, BILLIONAIRE
What if vampires were just as bad at life as the rest of us?
Poppy Gable is a lifestyle influencer with 847K followers, a picture-perfect brand, and a big problem: her ex-fiancé will be at her sister’s destination wedding in the Bahamas. With his new girlfriend. After Poppy panic-lied about having a new boyfriend. Enter Julian Blackthorne: mysterious billionaire, professional companion for hire, and—unbeknownst to Poppy—a 257-year-old vampire who hasn’t let himself love anyone in fifty years. Their arrangement is simple: four days of fake romance, some strategic hand-holding, and enough couple content to keep her followers happy. No feelings. No complications. Then Julian’s darkest secret walks into the wedding reception. Bite Me, Billionaire is a paranormal romantic comedy for readers who love their monsters messy, their romance swoon-worthy, and their humor sharp enough to draw blood.
PaRanOrmal CRimes Unit
In a world where vampires are real, the deadliest monsters wear lab coats.
What happens when the supernatural world stops hiding? In the Paranormal Crimes Unit series, an event called The Revelation exposed vampires, werewolves, zombies, witches, and more to the human world. Six years later, society is still trying to figure out the paperwork. Vampires serve in law enforcement. Werewolves joined the K-9 unit. Zombies run records management (they never forget anything). Detective Sam Kane spent six years avoiding supernatural cases. He stuck with financial crimes—numbers don’t bite. Then his star witness turned up dead with vampire bite marks, and his quiet world of spreadsheets collided with a conspiracy that spans six years and twelve cities. Now he’s partnered with a vampire detective and a werewolf. The bureaucracy might kill him before the vampires do.
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AT 0600 HOURS, AN UNIDENTIFIED FELINE ENTITY WAS DETECTED ACROSS MIDDLETON—AND POSSIBLY BEYOND. INITIAL REPORTS INDICATE THAT THESE CREATURES, THOUGH SEEMINGLY HARMLESS, POSSESS ADVANCED MIND-CONTROL CAPABILITIES DISGUISED AS ADORABLE PURRING.
A SCI-FI COMEDY BOOK FROM AUTHOR JOE GILLIS
Can three kids outsmart an alien commander who's mastered the ultimate weapon: being absolutely, irresistibly cute?
Can three kids outsmart an alien commander who’s mastered the ultimate weapon: being absolutely, irresistibly cute? When Emma finds a stray cat wandering around after a meteor shower, she does what any kid would do — she brings it home. She names him Prince. He purrs. He snuggles. He is, by all appearances, the perfect pet. He is also an alien commander plotting world domination, using advanced mind-control capabilities disguised as adorable purring. My Cat Came from Outer Space is a sci-fi comedy for readers of all ages about the thin line between “pet” and “planetary threat.” Because cats have always been planning something. Now we have proof.
POST-APOCALYPTIC JOE IN A CINEMATIC WASTELAND
After a nuclear war destroys the world as we know it, Joe finds himself in a post-apocalypse full of monsters inspired by his favorite movies.
Join Joe as he battles for survival in a 6 episode story arc that will keep you hooked until the very end.
Who knew the end of the world could be this much fun?
"Every chapter gets better and better. Can't wait to read more. Have no idea where this is going and loving it."
SEASON ONE
Episode 1
Chapters 1-7
Episode 2
Chapters 8-14
Episode 3
Chapters 15-20
Episode 4
Chapters 21-27
Episode 5
Chapters 28-3
Episode 6
Chapters 35-42
SEASON TWO
Episode 7
Chapters 43-49
Episode 8
Chapters 50-56
SEASON TWO
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PG Language, PG-13 Content (Violence and Humor)
A PARANORMAL HISTORICAL ROMANCE SERIAL FROM AUTHORS JOE GILLIS AND MORGAN A. DRAKE
Beautifully Dead
Beautifully Dead is a paranormal romance between a zombie and a human (with a heartbeat), set during the Civil War. It’s way more serious than Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland, since it is a love story with zombies.
