PaRanOrmal CRimes Unit
Sacramento PD Species Roster
Meet the Monsters
The Paranormal Crimes Unit didn't just integrate supernatural officers. It gave them badges, parking spots, and performance reviews. Here's who's on the force.
Vampires
Undead
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Detective Connie Valdez has been solving crimes longer than her partner's grandparents have been alive. She reads financial documents the way predators read prey — with patience, precision, and the quiet certainty that she'll find what she's looking for. She drinks from insulated bags now. Mostly. The fangs still come out when suspects lie to her face.
20% of Sacramento PD · UV-sensitive parking · Covered under Nocturnal Officers Act
Werewolves
Alive-ish
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Rex Howland joined the Special Tracking Unit because his nose is better than any K-9 on the force. He drinks wolfsbane whiskey because regular alcohol can't touch him. He's heard every slur integration made illegal but didn't make disappear. Pack law predates human law — and when someone hurts pack, the instinct to hunt them down doesn't care about warrants.
10% of Sacramento PD · Extra-wide parking · Mandatory full moon transformation equipment
Zombies
Undead
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Forget everything Hollywood told you. They work in records management, wait tables at the Crimson Moon, and wear buttons that say "Yes, I'm Dead. No, I Don't Want Your Brains." Bonnie the waitress shuffles — literally shuffles — but she owns it. They can projectile vomit when agitated, though. The certification course didn't mention that.
Protected under the Americans with Deathabilities Act · Reanimated American parking
Ghosts & Spirits
Incorporeal
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The spirit cop in the freight elevator can't control her electrical interference when she's stressed — and she's stressed a lot since her performance review said she's not "embracing modern policing methods." Meanwhile, victims of botched vampire transformations are manifesting as something worse — stuck between human death and supernatural rebirth, appearing in evidence rooms, pointing at financial documents. Screaming.
5% of Sacramento PD · Electrical interference incidents logged quarterly
Trolls
Alive
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Trevor the bouncer at the Crimson Moon has skin like granite, teeth that could bite through steel, and a name tag that says "Hi, I'm Trevor." He shakes your hand carefully because he's afraid he might break it. His cousins run the freeway construction union — and since trolls feed on human anger, every Sacramento freeway is permanently under construction. This is not a coincidence.
Troll and Other Large Entity Access door · Species Weight Limit Violation repairs ongoing
Witches & Sirens
Supernatural
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Two witches sat at the bar, making their drinks change colors with casual gestures — like it was nothing. The siren on stage made the Bee Gees sound like amateurs. When she sang, the entire bar turned, because you physically cannot ignore a siren's voice. She launched into "Stayin' Alive" as a dedication to the PCU team. Ironic, given the context.
10% of Sacramento PD (spellcasters) · Crimson Moon bar regulars
A Paranormal Crimes Unit Guide
The Revelation
The day the supernatural world stopped hiding. Six years later, humanity is still figuring out the paperwork. Here's how it happened, year by year.
World of the Paranormal Crimes Unit
This is just the world. The story is worse.
Detective Sam Kane spent six years avoiding all of this. Then his star witness turned up dead with vampire bite marks. Now he's partnered with a vampire and a werewolf, and the paperwork is the least of his problems.
Read Paranormal Crimes Unit
Timeline drawn from published chapters. Spoiler-free \u2014 the investigation is in the book.
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